More Redneck Humor

An old black gentleman was stopped by a game warden in Texas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fine fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, nope. Yous gots to understand these heres are my pet fish!"

Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Yep! Every night I takes these here fish down to da lake and lets them swim 'round for a whiles. Then I whistle and they jumps rat back into this here ice chest, and then I takes um back home!"

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The old black man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works!."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've got to see this!"

The old gentleman poured the fish into the lake, then stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The old man said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the man.