The Nagging Wife

A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $15,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $15,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"

The man replied, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead ..... I just can't take that chance with my wife.