Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.
Q. How do you get holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A. "Dam!"
Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A. Polaroids.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. What do you call Santa's helpers? A. Subordinate Clauses.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.