Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and Yelled, "Come on, baby.... this Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll? "

The other answered, "I don't know...I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

NOT ALL SOUTHERNERS ARE STUPID.

NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB

BUT ALL MEN.......ARE MEN

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