| A woman walks into a Texas accountant's office, and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I will need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a hooker",she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" She replies, "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is!" |