Chicken Farmer


A woman walks into a Texas accountant's office, and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I will need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a hooker",she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

She replies, "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is!"