When I was married 28 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 28 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every >night with a hot 21 year old dark haired woman.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50+ year old woman. It seems to me that you are not >holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old dark haired babe, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.