Drinking Glass

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, " In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer throws the glass up in the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "We have so much sand to make glasses, that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice either".

The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, pick ups his beer throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun shoots the Mexican and Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says," In America, we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice either."