Ryan & Aaron News

Jan 19-25, 2009
By Ryan & Aaron Simmons

Mon: We got home from school and went to the Y. Then we went to Target. We had chili for dinner and brownies. We watched wrestling.

Tues: Today we went to wrestling practice. Aaron was going to Cub Scouts and I went home with Mom. Aaron had to finish up his homework.

Wed: We went to the Y to do our homework. Then we went to Taco Bell and Aaron had a triple layer nacho and a double beef burrito. I had a double beef burrito and a potato burrito. Aaron and Dad went to my Boy Scout troop meeting. Aaron went home and did his homework. Dad picked up me and went home.

Thurs: Aaron did homework for a while and I didn’t have any. For dinner we had chili. We went to G & G Simmons’ house for today, Friday and Sunday. For the rest of the night we watched TV.

Fri: We got up and watched TV in Aaron’s room. Then we ate breakfast. We had G & G Simmons McMuffin. Then Aaron told Grandpa how to play chess. Grandpa won. We watched TV for about 2 hours and played checkers. We watched Wild Hogs at night. We went to bed.

Sat: I got up and went into Aaron’s room, woke him up, and watched TV. We ate a little breakfast, and went back to watching TV. Man, we are lazy on the weekends! We played R U SMRTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? And I got 2,000,000 dollars. Next we played speed checkers. A little after that Aaron and I played chess Aaron only had a bout 5 chess pieces left and I had about 13 chess pieces left. Aaron dropped a chess piece on the ground and I went to pick it up, then Aaron switched around the board and I didn’t notice, so I had 5 pieces and Aaron had my 13 pieces. At the end, I won! Mom and Dad came over about 6:00 and went home. At home we watched the movie Norbit.

Sun: We got up and went to the Y for Mom’s Zumba class. Next we went swimming for about 30 min and picked up Mom and went home. For lunch we had chicken sandwiches. And Mom made churros.

 

 

This is an IQ test from the Simmons Boys

1. How many states boarder Maine without looking at a map? ___________
2. What is the red planet? ________
3. What is the square route of onion?
  • A. banana
  • B. egg plant
  • C. shallots
  • D. seal
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4. What are the top 3 longest rivers in the world?
  • 1____________
  • 2____________
  • 3____________
5. A monkey, a giraffe, a squirrel, and a lion are friends and they had a contest that would get the most bananas out of a coconut tree.

What did you choose?

A monkey?

A giraffe?

A squirrel?

Or a lion?

If you chose a…
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A monkey= a moron

A giraffe= idiot

A squirrel= a dumb nerd

A lion= a crazy wimp

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GOTCHYEAH! Coconut trees don’t grow bananas on them!